nehany evet angolaban toltottem es ott hallottam a kovetkezo viccet.
sajnos magyarul ez nem hangzik olyan jol, igy eredeti kikongo 
nyelvjarasban adom kozze...

- kikunga dondo mae bie?
- kunga doo cabinda. :-)))

remelem mindenki erti.

--
stay cool...
zoltan-  (http://www.bway.net/~zoltan)

> news -
> 
> 
> WORLD NEWS:
> 
>                 CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
> 
>         Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First Recipients
> 
>         Before an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President
> Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn
> region of Bosnia.  The deployment, the largest of its kind in American
> history, will provide the region with the critically needed letters A, E,
> I, O and U, and is hoped to render countless Bosnian names more
pronounceable.
>         "For six years, we have stood by while names like Ygrjvslhv and
> Tzlynhr and Glrm have been horribly butchered by millions around the
> world," Clinton said.  "Today, the United States must finally stand up and
> say 'Enough.' It is time the people of Bosnia finally had some vowels in
> their incomprehensible words.  The US is proud to lead the crusade in this
> noble endeavour."
>         The deployment, dubbed Operation Vowel Storm by the State
> Department, is set for early next week, with the Adriatic port cities
> of Sjlbvdnzv and Grzny slated to be the first recipients.  Two C-130
> transport planes, each carrying over 500 24-count boxes of "E's," will fly
> from Andrews Air Force Base across the Atlantic and airdrop the letters
> over the cities.
>         Citizens of Grzny and Sjlbvdnzv eagerly await the arrival of the
> vowels.  "My God, I do not think we can last another day," Trszg
Grzdnjkln, 44, said.  "I have six children and none of them has a name that
is > understandable to me or to anyone else.  Mr. Clinton, please send my
poor, wretched family just one 'E.'  Please."
>         Said Sjlbvdnzv resident Grg Hmphrs, 67:  "With just a few key
> letters, I could be George Humphries.  This is my dream."
> . . . <portions euthanized>
>         The airdrop represents the largest deployment of any letter to a
> foreign country since 1984.  During the summer of that year, the US
> shipped 92,000 consonants to Ethiopia, providing cities like Ouaouoaua,
> Eaoiiuae, and Aao with vital, life-giving supplies of L's, S's and T's.
> The consonant-relief effort failed, however, when vast quantities of the
> letters were intercepted and horded by violent, gun-toting warlords.






Egy fogoj kapott egy levelet a felesegetol. "Mikor kell a krumplit ultetni?"
A fogoj tudta hogy minden levelet cenzuraljak es igy valaszolt "Ne ultets
krumplit a kertbe mert ott astam el a zsakmanyt a legutolso rablas utan."  A
kovetkezo levelbe a feleseg azt irta hogy "Kepzeld el, a rendorok itt voltak
es felastak az egesz kertet." Mire a fogoj valaszolt "Most kell ultetni a
kruplit."

Sziasssztok!

Ket versike:

1. Don Francisco Gonzalez vivobajnok sirfelirata

Lekicsinylon velekedett Don Pedrorol: "Amato"r"...
"Tevedtem vo'n?" - igy toprengett kesobb,
amikor is testet-lelket altaljarta ama to"r.

[Ez Antal Imre egyik regebbi poenjabol ered. Akkor talan meg nem is 
Nyomasek Bobo, hanem Glazser Bozso volt?:
"A bikanak szarv a tore
- ezt nem tudta Salvatore!"]

2. Ebed elott es utan
(Borinak: a tavoli kedvesnek, egy fincsi ebedre emlekezve...)

Nem tudtam, hogy teszta-e vagy fozelek a Lasagna,
kesobb viszont ujjaimat nyalva boktem ki, hogy "Az anyja!"


Ezzel kivan Nektek faraszto hetet:
R.P. Taught